Poor old Chris

Chris’s wife died! I mean, not today, she died years ago! In a fire in their home. Poor Chris! And then he got so depressed and messed up he couldn’t look after his son anymore and he was taken into care! How dreadful. His son was called something odd, I can’t remember what, Adan? Eden? Oden? Oben? Yes, I think it might have been Oben.

Poor old Chris. I think his mind must be going. He’s been alone for so long, and now he’s lost his sight. He’s a bit cagey about how he went blind. I asked him and he said he’d tell me when he knew. Weird.

Sandra’s wearing denim hotpants today. The men couldn’t stop staring.

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